Dirty Projectors

What happens when a band whose catalog is loaded with ever changing rhythms, wicked fast guitar pickings, and three layers of high notes performs live and in concert? I walked into the Music Hall of Williamsburg wondering what sort of brain-churning mishmash we attendees might be getting ourselves into on our date with the Dirty …
 
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Barbara Walters says Rosie O’Donnell ‘couldn’t ride the bus’?

During her “shocking” interview on the Oprah show, Barbara Walters said of Rosie O’Donnell, “She had always driven the bus and she could not just ride the bus.”Huh? Barbara may be a legend of television, but apparently she doesn’t watch a lot of it, or she would already be aware of a little Rosie …

Dean Graziosi update!

We got a tip from a helpful source!  Isn’t lazy online investigative journalism fun?“Her name used to be Deanna and I went to highschoolwith her in Fresno CA. She was also ugly as a chick.NOJOKE, let the truth be known.”Interesting!If you’re just joining the Dean Graziosi debate, read this recent Liz and Laura post for …


Ask Liz and Laura

Totino’s Party Pizza Enhancement

Dear Liz and Laura,Knowing that Liz and Laura are veritable connoisseurs of the $1 modern marvel of the Totino’s Party Pizza, I was wondering if they had any suggestions for spicing up the delicacy. I’ve been experimenting with a dash of garlic powder and a capful of olive oil and have had mixed results. …

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Who knew so many people suspected Dean Graziosi wasn’t a man?

 I am truly amazed. Ever since I posted a recent article about how I think infomercial guru Dean Graziosi is a woman, I have been getting nonstop hits from people searching for some combination of “Dean Graziosi” and “woman” or “transsexual” or “transgender” or “not a man” or god knows what else.  I’m flattered …

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The complete Tom Cruise Scientology video, available for download

If you haven’t already watched Tom Cruise’s weirdo Scientology video (made for internal use by the cult), have no fear! It’s back online, and better than ever, thanks to the ongoing work of Anon, the hackers taking the COS down. The full 40 minute video includes the famous rambling one-sided Tom Cruise interview …

Music: Concerts

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St. Vincent

Having had the pleasure of seeing St. Vincent during CMJ, it was no difficult decision to attend her show at the Bowery Ballroom last night. First off, openers Foreign Born won themselves some new fans with their brisk set of somewhat folky songs that also pack plenty of room for outright rocking. The lead singer’s …

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The creepy woman in the new Chips Ahoy ad looks like the Bride of Chucky

Judge for yourself by watching the following handy videos.“If you want my body…” Chips Ahoy Ad (00:30)The Bride of Chucky (01:18)
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