Liz and Laura’s Fall College Guide: What Your Pedigree Says About You
With autumn right around the corner, we here at Liz and Laura headquarters want to do our part to prepare our nation’s youth for the exciting, stimulating (heh) world of higher education. In this installment, we will assess the multitude of options available to fresh-faced youngsters as they embark upon their journeys toward middle-class wage [...]
Finally we know — 33 percent of people are assholes
…or at least 33 percent of CNN readers who voted in today’s poll.
Kevin Costner’s oil spill cleanup machine better not be…
…based on the same water filtration technology he used in Waterworld. Because, gross.
Booze
Bartenders know how to handle a pandemic
…with drinking humor. Seriously, this swine flu stuff is a bunch of garbage, and I can’t believe the news is devoting so much time to it. I suppose I’ll be eating my words (in antiviral form) if it comes back with a vengeance come winter like some experts warn, but I’ll take my chances.Courtesy of [...]
Celebrity Douchebaggery
European Vacation’s Rusty is Blake Lively’s brother?
So I had a dream last night that for some reason involved the son, Rusty aka Russ, from National Lampoon’s European Vacation. I don’t ask for these weird celebrity dreams. And so I looked up a picture of him and in the process took a glance at his biography. It turns out his name is [...]
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Journal
When Stupid Things Attack, or, I Wish I Had Thought of That
The value of a mildly entertaining, hastily made blog is something worth careful consideration. On the one hand, we have the fact that these mindless tidbits are tearing away at productivity and efficiency levels in millions of offices nationwide. One has not only to resist the urge to check out yet another funny picture of [...]
Movies
The 5 Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2009
2009 hasn’t been the best year for scary movies. Some have been interesting, others horrifically bad, but overall they’ve been disappointing in their unwillingness to take a chance. Still, a few rose to the top (and sunk to the bottom), and here they are. As always, leave your comments below!The Best1. Drag Me to Hell2. [...]
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Music
The Brooklyn Infringement Festival
Last night the hipsterati of East Williamsburg came out in droves for the Brooklyn Infringement Festival, a showcase of up-and-coming bands at Don Pedro…
Music: Concerts
The Brooklyn Infringement Festival
Last night the hipsterati of East Williamsburg came out in droves for the Brooklyn Infringement Festival, a showcase of up-and-coming bands at Don Pedro…
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The Finer Things
Did Damien Hirst rip off Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”?
I first realized the similarity between these two things ages ago, but for some reason I never posted anything about it. Or maybe I read someone else’s post about it and forgot…if so, I have no idea where. Anyway, while looking through some pictures today, I came across this image of some sort of artwork/flatware [...]
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The Liz and Laura Chronicles
Liz and Laura go to Massachusetts
Join Liz and Laura as they journey into the strange and mysterious world of rural Massachusetts!
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