Happy Canada Day!

Ah, Canada Day. Who doesn’t recall fond childhood memories of throwing some elk on the grill, putting on your favorite sweater vest, drinking some cheap beer and watching hockey from dawn to dusk? It really reminds you what patriotism is all about. Oh wait, those aren’t my memories, they’re the memories of a lame Canadian. Ha ha! Enjoy your “holiday,” losers! Come by on Wednesday if you want to see what a REAL national holiday is all about.