Has Shaking Gone too Far?
Back in the day we loved McSalad Shakers so, but then for some reason they took them off the market. But not before we had learned the wonder and convenience that is making your meal better by shaking:
We waited ten years, but now it’s finally here, the product to replace our shattered dreams. Behold Arby’s new Popcorn Chicken Shakers. They’re like McSalad Shakers…except with fried chicken.
Man, and just when I thought nothing could ever replace the Famous Bowl.
Chickens probably do know what’s going on. I’ve read that they have advanced social skills and mourn their friends and family when they’re killed. Plus, did you ever see that movie “Chicken Run”? Good movie.
I wish I could develop a language to properly describe to a chicken what happens to them when they die on an Arby’s Chicken farm. I scance think their small chicken head would explode.
Thank goodness nothing like that doesnt happen to us, that is just, creepy, honestly.
I was just thinking about McShakers the other day when making my own salad McShaker from a Donkin Donuts Coolata Cup…. I”m linking you to my site and need to read this everyday now…