Owen Wilson gets a pep talk from Samuel L. Jackson

So by now I’m sure everyone has heard about Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide.  Very sad indeed.  But what surprised me was the fact that one of his hospital visits shortly thereafter was from, that’s right, Samuel L. Jackson. 

But it seems perfect!  If I’d just been on the brink of suicide, he’s who I’d want to remind me of the value of life.  I’ll bet he could talk anyone down from suicide!  Just a few choice vulgarities, delivered with that steely gaze of his, and even the most self-absorbed depressive would be gainfully employed and scoring with the ladies in a matter of weeks.  “Quit trying to kill yourself, motherfucker!”  That would be enough.