Scientology is going down!
Finally, some good news! A 10-year study on the suspected evils of Scientology has just concluded, and a number of European nations are more convinced than ever that it is a criminal organization, rather than a “religion” (which Hubbard only started calling it to get out of financial hot water back in the day).
Have you heard about their new Super Science program? They could’ve come up with a better name than that, for one thing, but it’s also really, really dumb.
I am utterly fascinated by Scientologists, I have read nearly everything I could find about them but I have never read their actual books, fuck that.
They have these sessions where you are supposed to role play and learn about your mind where you go on small missions is the best way to put it …
One of the tasks you can go on is to walk around your hometown and count every person you see , until you feel like you have won.
Another task they have you do is to continually talk to an object and try and convince it to float.
I read about one situation where a woman was supposed to act like the mother of a man that was supposed to act like he was five and wet the bed. The only thing was the man was like 35 and the woman was like twenty.
I want to spend some time in clearwater florida and I want to meet not a Scientology Convert but i want to meet a scientologist that grew up with it and is all cool about it, i want to meet the equivalent of one of those cool christians that is all like jesus totally died for my sins, but whatever you know and then sparks a joint.
I wonder what makes them so manic and crazy. Maybe they all do some communal drug.
Show more comments
Yeah but if I ever had to hire a lawyer, I would want him or her to be a Scientologist. Their lawyers are wicked awesome in court.