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REPO! The Genetic Opera — what the hell??

Apparently, Paris Hilton is in this shittacular movie, along with Sarah Brightman (from “Phantom of the Opera,” and little else) and Spy Kids’ Alexa Vega, of all people. Tell me it isn’t the most confounding preview of the year, next to that Lindsay Lohan stripper/killer movie.

Official Movie Trailer: REPO! The Genetic Opera (2008)

This movie looks like a cross between a feature-length Evanescence video and some crap on the SciFi channel. But as with all unbelievably awful movies, I know I’ll probably have a few too many Yuenglings and download that shit like everyone else. At least for the Paris Hilton scenes, which promise to represent a new low for the “actress.”

By Laura
Published October 24th, 2007.
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  • too fat for tv says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 11:55 pm

    I can’t belive they’re making what should be called “oh crap, I’m goth: the musical”

  • Liz says:
    October 25th, 2007 at 9:44 am

    Oh. My. God. I’m lost for words…so many negative comments are floating through my brain right now that I can’t even being to choose one. I’d need more than a few Yuenglings to watch this film Laura. More than a 12-pack.

    Sarah Brightman, why? Sure no one knows who you are, and your time in the spotlight ended ten years ago, but why? Honestly, I’d expect this sort of career suicide from the likes of Paris Hilton (jut typing her name makes me feel dirty), but not you.

    Ha ha, Evanescence.

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