10 things I never want to hear on TV ever, ever again
1. “The Terrorists”
2. “Deal or No Deal”
3. “Clinton vs. Obama”
4. “Britney Spears [insert anything]”
5. “Stocks fall on housing, credit worries”
6. “Coming up next: an all-new ‘Chuck’!”
7. “President Bush announced plans today to [insert something diabolical]”
8. “The Greatest Generation”
9. “The YouTube Generation”
10. “‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ Marathon”
All I really want to see or hear on television are music videos and stand up comedy and that guy who runs around the wilderness eating fish out of streams, thats all I want to hear or see.