Who else predicts an increase in kinky asphyxiation lovers waterboarding each other?

With all this talk of waterboarding, and whether or not it constitutes torture (it does), lots of people, from everyday citizens to a former Acting Assistant Attorney General, seems to think it would be a great idea to undergo the procedure themselves and report back the details of their experience.

But there’s one crowd I haven’t heard from yet, and that’s the lovable kinksters who enjoy suffocating themselves.  I’ll bet they’re all high-fiving each other right now, having discovered a new way to get their erotic thrills.

I myself am extremely claustrophobic, and hate the water, so I’d pretty much sooner die than waterboard myself.  Sorry to disappoint, readers.  Guess you’ll just have to try this at home.