11 Names that I would never choose for my kids, and wouldn’t wish upon loved ones

Names

1. Charisma

2. Zac

3. Condoleeza

4. Qortni (yes, it’s real, I know a kid named this)

5. Tavis

6. Dwayne

7. Chad

8. Faith (unless the rest of your name is “No More”)

9. Prudence

10. Wolf

11. Penisface

By Laura
Published November 11th, 2007.
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  • Laura says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    True. Dick is pretty bad, but at least you can usually call yourself Richard. But the ones that are personal qualities are the worst, like you said, Honest, or Prudence, or whatever. The worst is Chastity — once you lose your virginity, your name is a lie!

  • Michael says:
    November 25th, 2007 at 9:07 am

    how ’bout “Dick”? And a while back, I saw a baby boy named “Honest.” He’ll never be able to live up to his name…geez…think of the guilt he’ll feel after his first lie.

  • Laura says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 2:01 am

    I thought some might find that offensive. But I did consider it, yes.

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  • Liz says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 12:23 am

    Um, Allegra?

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