Tom Cruise’s weirdo Scientology rant — you have to watch this video!

If you haven’t already heard, the press got hold of a video used internally by Scientology organizations, showing Tom Cruise answering interview questions about the benefits of Scientology.  Watching this confused, brainwashed man blathering on and on about “doing it” and “getting it done” (although he never really makes it clear what ‘it’ is) makes me kind of sad, because it’s clear they’ve got a lifelong hold on him.  But he’s a douche so I don’t really care.

Gawker is still hosting this video while they can — it’s been taken down by the Hubbard army just about everywhere else. Those Scientologeeks are quick little bastards, aren’t they?

Gaze into the face of madness!

Watch it while you still can! I’m serious, it’ll probably be gone within days, never to be seen again.