Mike Huckabee is officially on my shit list

Mike Huckabee is a slimy little prick, isn’t he? Take a look at these two recent quotes.

First he discusses gay marriage and talks about how changing the legal definition of marriage would cause all sorts of chaos, and how we need to preserve the way things have been done historically.

“Well, I don’t think that’s a radical view to say we’re going to affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal. Again, once we change the definition, the door is open to change it again. I think the radical position is to make a change in what’s been historic.”

Then he goes on to say that we need to totally change and revamp the constitution to fit…you guessed it! The Bible.

“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that’s what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view.”

Make up your mind, ‘Bee!

Also, fuck you.