In honor of Mr. Blackwell, a Worst Dressed List

The man who invented the worst-dressed list, Mr. Blackwell, has sadly passed away.  In honor of this celebrity-dissing pioneer, we’d like to present our own list of bad examples of celebrity fashion.

1. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin

Aside from her somewhat-becoming Tina Fey glasses, this woman is a fashion disaster. She looks like a cross between a flight attendant and a real estate agent, and her casual clothes are just one mess after another.  Is America ready for such an inexperienced dresser?

2. Britney Spears

Eww. It looks like Britney might be on her way back up from rock bottom, so let’s hope she starts putting together some decent outfits as a part of her recovery, for the love of all things holy.

3. Fergie

I don’t know much about this girl other than the fact that she ruined the Black Eyed Peas and went on to attempt a shitty solo career.  Oh, and she did a lot of meth and wet her pants onstage. But she sure can dress poorly.

4. Eva Longoria Parker

First of all, I don’t like the whole changing your stage name when you get married thing.  It didn’t work for Courtney Cox Arquette or Candace Cameron Bure, so why would you think it would work for you, Mrs. Parker? For that matter, I don’t like people who shorten their name to try to sound more grown up, like Tiffany Thiessen, Rick Schroeder, and Snoop Dogg. But I also don’t like this girl’s hoochie clothes. This one isn’t that hoochie, but it is ugly.

5. Jessica Simpson

This lady needs to put it away, and she also needs to stop publicizing her boring love life. What was John Mayer thinking?  Come to think of it, he went straight from Jessica to Jennifer Aniston. He must like girls who suck.

6. Ty Pennington

His outfits have International Male written all over them.  And I’m still not convinced he’s human.