When did Chris Elliot get so portly?

Have you seen Chris Elliot lately? Damn! Dude got pudgy. It could only mean one of two things: a) Rehab, or b) Pregnancy. Darn that baby weight.

Or it could be that after years of failure, in the form of such flops as “Cabin Boy” (that totally bizarre, brain dead rip-off of “Baron Munchausen”) and “Scary Movie 2″ (Chris Meloni did a far better gross guy in “Harold and Kumar”), he’s just given up. But just because he no longer has his heart set on ascending the Hollywood ladder, that doesn’t mean the only other option is “beached whale.” Self-control, Chris! Obesity kills.