Short List: Our 5 Favorite Lines from “Bad” Movies

Anyone can quote The Godfather or Office Space, or even the super-awesome Fight Club, but whip one of these babies out at a party and you’ll be the wittiest person in the room. Or the most obnoxious, depending on how you look at it. Okay, don’t quote them, just read and enjoy them.

5. “I got the poo on me!” - Joe Dirt (David Spade), Joe Dirt (see clip)

4.”Monsieur, I need to poop.” - Female Poodle, What Women Want

3. ” Eating those delicious burgers made me feel like a new man.” - Harold Lee (John Cho), Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (skip ahead to about 8:05 in this clip)

2. “It’s a painting again!” - Dave Markowitz (Jon Lovitz), The Stepford Wives (2004 remake)

1. “It burns the flesh!” - Fred Z. Randall (Harland Williams), Rocketman