Billy Mays found dead…is anyone questioning the ShamWow guy??

Legendary TV pitchman and infomercial star Billy Mays has been found dead in his home. This is very sad news. I liked that guy, and he was just on a late night talk show the other night! In fact, during his TV appearance, he delivered a major diss to the ShamWow guy, Vince Shlomi. When the ShamWow was mentioned, Billy got all huffy and brought out his version of the ShamWow from years ago, that does the exact same thing and was even the same color. He basically implied that Vince ripped him off and was no friend of his.

Well there’s your motive right there! Plus, the reports have said that there was no evidence of a break-in or foul play found at the scene…but of course there wouldn’t be! Not if you had a ShamWow, which could soak up all kinds of evidence. Not to mention the fact that the house was probably filled with Oxi Clean.

Also, Vince has been arrested before. At least they wouldn’t have to take another mugshot, because this one is just so precious.

I’ll bet if they check the security camera footage in Billy Mays’ house, they’re likely to find something like this (too soon?).