I need help with these Michael Musto blind items!

Fun times with blind items thanks to La Dolce Musto!

Which slightly horsey yet sexy young actress is a lesbian, gamely accessorized with one of those perennial girlfriend-slash-assistants? What does that say about her boyfriend?

Probably Anne Hathaway?

Which soul legend approves outfits after being presented with drawings of them in a size two? (If she says, “Uh-huh,” her designer proceeds to make them in a size 2000.)

Either Aretha or Patti LaBelle.

Which Broadway diva who didn’t get the part in that movie musical eventually telegrammed the legendary composer with, “Liked the movie. Wish her music had been better served”? (His sardonic response: “Who asked you, you fucking cunt?”)

Please tell me it’s Bebe Neuwirth.

Who once introduced herself to a theater actress by saying, “Hi, I’m [so-and-so], star of [Disney spoof movie]“? Who asked you, etc., etc.?

No idea. James Marsden (Enchanted)?

Which blonde movie star starts every shoot by scanning the set to see who’s looking at her (and therefore who wants to play fill-the-nacho)?

I really hope it’s Cameron Diaz.

Which brother who has achieved his own measure of success is a creepy egomaniac, according to some who have worked with him and don’t really care to again?

I’m guessing Eric Roberts.

Which actress who was once married to that biggie tells gossip-seeking friends, “I’m not allowed to talk about that based on the terms of our agreement,” rather than say the much simpler, “No, he’s not”?

Clearly this is referring to Nicole Kidman.

Which ’60s pop group supposedly started out as harmonic hookers in the projects?

Please say it isn’t ABBA!

Which actress was just caught doing drugs with a friend in the bathroom of an East Village bar, an act that makes perfect sense if you consider her TV show?

Mary Louise-Parker?

And this one will surely become the intelligentsia’s favorite for some time to come: What one-named star used to eat pussy at the Playboy mansion to feed her then-insatiable meth habit? Huh? I’m waiting!

Madonna? Rihanna? Hey, that rhymes.

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