Jersey Shore returns for season 2!
We here at Liz and Laura would like to offer a hearty welcome back to MTV’s Jersey Shore! Not only does it teach us all the importance of wearing proper undergarments on the dance floor, but it shows American youngsters everywhere that you can make a good living drinking and hooking up with meatheads while pretending to sell t-shirts in New Jersey. Wait, that’s kind of true. Don’t worry about a real job. Fist pumping in VIP is more important. Max those credit cards, buy a brand new BMW with bad credit military loans. You can always file bankruptcy later! Carry on, America’s youth!