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With autumn right around the corner, we here at Liz and Laura headquarters want to do our part to prepare our nation’s youth for the exciting, stimulating (heh) world of higher education. In this installment, we will assess the multitude of options available to fresh-faced youngsters as they embark upon their journeys toward middle-class wage [...]

Last night the hipsterati of East Williamsburg came out in droves for the Brooklyn Infringement Festival, a showcase of up-and-coming bands at Don Pedro…

Liz1.  Tortoise - Standards2. Hermit Thrushes - Slight Fountain3. St. Vincent - Actor4. Stereolab - Emperor Tomato Ketchup5. Bob Log III - My Shit Is PerfectLaura1. Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown2. Talib Kweli - Eardrum3. Adele - 194. N.E.R.D. - Seeing Sounds5. Lady GaGa - The Fame

Dear Liz and Laura,Is it true that if you drink still water from a graveyard puddle reflecting a full moon you will gain powers of some sort? If so, what might they be and how long will they last?Signed,I Ain’t Afraid of No GhostsDear Ghosts,Liz and Laura know a thing or two [...]

Liz1. Neko Case - Middle Cyclone2. Afuche - I Made Dots3. Sister Suvi - Now I Am Champion4. tUnE-yArDs - BiRd-BrAiNs5. Bosque Brown - BabyLaura1. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It’s Blitz!2. Neko Case - Middle Cyclone3. Mark Ronson - Here Comes the Fuzz4. Lily Allen - It’s Not Me, It’s You5. [...]

Dear Liz and Laura,How does one politely address to their neighbors that one can hear every little noise, private and public, coming through their walls? After repeated exposure, such a revelation would require some delicacy, if indeed it should be revealed at all (as surely the walls won’t become more dense). What does one do? [...]

Everyone knows that Liz and Laura are fans of the drink, but how did their unholy fascination with alcohol begin?Let us take a look into the not so distant past…The first time Liz got faced was a magical day. She was on an overnight train traveling from Moscow to St. Petersburg, a fabulous leg of [...]

We now present the third and final chapter of our harrowing tale!After our delightful stay in Paris, we boarded the EuroStar train for an exciting ride through the chunnel. Oddly enough, we never noticed going through an actual tunnel. We did, however, notice the cocktail menu. And this funny sign.You’d think they’d want to leave [...]

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The adventure continues!After a peaceful few days in the English countryside, we were ready to stir things up. And we knew precisely where to go to do it…Paris! (cue accordion and smoke machine)We managed to find a fantastic deal on a nice hotel in the Montparnasse area. Check out our sweet courtyard view.Entirely free of [...]