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We, Liz and Laura, have finally returned from our travels ’round the globe. It was a long and grueling journey, and at times we thought we would surely perish from the lack of preservatives and high fructose corn syrup in our diets (not to mention Totino’s Party Pizza). But somehow we made it, and now [...]

Dear Liz and Laura,Your roommate has rejected a small photo you wished to put up on the basis that it ‘messes with his vibes’. He then proceeds to put up a 5 foot by 6 foot tapestry of Bob Marley in the Irie colors. How to proceed?Signed,No Roommate No CryDear No Roommate No [...]

If there is one universal truth that connects all mankind, it is that no man is an island. We are social creatures, as dependent on one another as we are on food or Coors tall boys. And in a world as confusing as our own, who can really say they don’t need help [...]

Dear Liz and Laura, I was criticized over the weekend for my 12-hour rule. Basically, I have a rule with women. if I’m starting to date or becoming friend or both or neither, I can’t see them topless or bottomless before being in their presense for 12-hours. Example, you meet a girl at a [...]

Having hailed from Tucson, Arizona, where the idea of consuming tiny  burgers and other hilariously small delicacies was but a dream, we were more than pleased to find upon moving to Greenwood Heights that but one block from our humble apartment shone the inviting signs of cuisine-masters White Castle. The awesomeness of a certain film [...]

Dear All,Oh my heavens! What luck! Our website is the number one quoted site on the official website for Showtime’s “Weeds,” in the ‘blog buzz’ section! They quoted our article “Weeds: The best show ever made.”Check it out here! (and hurry!)If you want to read the review in question, you may do that as well.We [...]

Back in the day we loved McSalad Shakers so, but then for some reason they took them off the market. But not before we had learned the wonder and convenience that is making your meal better by shaking:We waited ten years, but now it’s finally here, the product to replace our shattered dreams. Behold Arby’s [...]

We all remember the delightful antics of young Goofus and Gallant, as documented in the children’s magazine “Highlights for Children.” Well, here’s a look at them a few years down the line.Gallant comes home, kisses his wife, and asks her how her day was.Goofus comes home, smacks his wife, and says, “Bitch, where’s my bourbon?”Gallant [...]

In order to spread some seasonal joy, we now present to you, our lucky readers, the beloved tale of the origin of the best holiday ever, Weedsgiving.  Enjoy!

When we found out our pal John, a soon-to-be-lawyer who lives in Washington, D.C., was coming into New York for the weekend, we decided to set aside our ever-important social obligations in order to entertain the pants off him 24/7.  We’ve known John since forever, and he conveniently shares with us one of our most favorite pastimes, nay, only [...]