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What We Did The Past Two Weekends
September 28, 2006
Hello again, our fine friends, and welcome to another installment of the ever-popular “What We Did This Weekend” feature of this most awesome of websites. This week we’re cramming two weekends together, due to an absurd amount of laziness/popularity, and the necessary lengthy recovery time from the first weekend due to the fact that it [...]
Gallery-hopping in Chelsea
September 13, 2006
Liz and Laura are many things. You may not be aware of this, but one of these things is cultured. Oh, you bet, baby. We got culture coming out the wazoo. So in the spirit of growing as human beings, sharing this wonderful experience called life, and getting a whole bunch of red wine for free, we decided to have [...]
What we did this weekend
September 11, 2006
Well, this weekend came nice and quickly due to the four-day week, but all the same, we were hankering for a stiff drink come 5pm. So we decided to take advantage of the plethora of cultural resources and enrichment available in our fair city, and headed on over to Chelsea. Gallery openings are fun if, [...]
Letter to the makers of “Joy” (the dishwashing detergent)
September 6, 2006
Our letter to ‘Joy’ is first, and their response second.February 14, 2005Procter & Gamble1 Procter & Gamble PlazaCincinnati, OH 45202To Whom It May Concern:Earlier this afternoon, while washing my family’s dishes, I happened to glance at my bottle of “Joy” detergent. Your “Droppy” character and subsequent web address caught my eye, and I soon found [...]
Letter to the makers of “Combos” (the snack treat)
We sent this letter to whoever makes “Combos” a while back. For some reason, they never wrote back.Monday, February 14, 2005To Whom it May Concern:On today, this most revered day of St. Valentine, I purchased a package of your delicious snack treats in the cheddar cheese pretzel variety for my sweetheart in Hoboken, NJ. However, [...]
What We Did This Weekend
September 4, 2006
We started with our hopes high, because this was the weekend that the fine Hollywood feature, Beerfest, was to be released. In case you haven’t heard of this little film, it’s about a beer contest; first they have to train (by drinking), then they have to compete in said contest (by drinking). Liz predicted that [...]

