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Dear Liz and Laura,Is it true that if you drink still water from a graveyard puddle reflecting a full moon you will gain powers of some sort? If so, what might they be and how long will they last?Signed,I Ain’t Afraid of No GhostsDear Ghosts,Liz and Laura know a thing or two [...]

Dear Liz and Laura,How does one politely address to their neighbors that one can hear every little noise, private and public, coming through their walls? After repeated exposure, such a revelation would require some delicacy, if indeed it should be revealed at all (as surely the walls won’t become more dense). What does one do? [...]

Dear Liz and Laura,Your roommate has rejected a small photo you wished to put up on the basis that it ‘messes with his vibes’. He then proceeds to put up a 5 foot by 6 foot tapestry of Bob Marley in the Irie colors. How to proceed?Signed,No Roommate No CryDear No Roommate No [...]

Dear Liz and Laura,Knowing that Liz and Laura are veritable connoisseurs of the $1 modern marvel of the Totino’s Party Pizza, I was wondering if they had any suggestions for spicing up the delicacy. I’ve been experimenting with a dash of garlic powder and a capful of olive oil and have had mixed results. [...]

Dear Liz and Laura, I was criticized over the weekend for my 12-hour rule. Basically, I have a rule with women. if I’m starting to date or becoming friend or both or neither, I can’t see them topless or bottomless before being in their presense for 12-hours. Example, you meet a girl at a [...]