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As members of the, er, Millennium generation? Gen Y? I’m not sure what Liz and I are, but surely we are members of some generation. And if you’re in your late 20s and lived in suburban America during your childhood, you know that ours was a very special time, a transitional time. Here are some [...]

Join Liz and Laura as they journey into the strange and mysterious world of rural Massachusetts!

…courtesy of that weird site Blingee. I just discovered this today and was messing around with it, but I like this look for us.

A little glimpse into the dream lives of Liz and Laura, in badly-drawn cartoon form. Enjoy!Liz and Laura Go To a Concert

Everyone knows that Liz and Laura are fans of the drink, but how did their unholy fascination with alcohol begin?Let us take a look into the not so distant past…The first time Liz got faced was a magical day. She was on an overnight train traveling from Moscow to St. Petersburg, a fabulous leg of [...]

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city,New Yorkers were searching for restaurants non-shitty.Liz and Laura were nestled all cozy in Brooklyn,Their christmas Totinos all ready for cookin’.Liz in her muumuu and Laura a nightieWere settling down in their rooms after “Evan Almighty.”“Why, Steve Carell, why?” they murmured while sleeping,Dreaming of all the [...]

We now present the third and final chapter of our harrowing tale!After our delightful stay in Paris, we boarded the EuroStar train for an exciting ride through the chunnel. Oddly enough, we never noticed going through an actual tunnel. We did, however, notice the cocktail menu. And this funny sign.You’d think they’d want to leave [...]

The adventure continues!After a peaceful few days in the English countryside, we were ready to stir things up. And we knew precisely where to go to do it…Paris! (cue accordion and smoke machine)We managed to find a fantastic deal on a nice hotel in the Montparnasse area. Check out our sweet courtyard view.Entirely free of [...]

We, Liz and Laura, have finally returned from our travels ’round the globe. It was a long and grueling journey, and at times we thought we would surely perish from the lack of preservatives and high fructose corn syrup in our diets (not to mention Totino’s Party Pizza). But somehow we made it, and now [...]