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Everyone knows that Liz and Laura are fans of the drink, but how did their unholy fascination with alcohol begin?Let us take a look into the not so distant past…The first time Liz got faced was a magical day. She was on an overnight train traveling from Moscow to St. Petersburg, a fabulous leg of [...]

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city,New Yorkers were searching for restaurants non-shitty.Liz and Laura were nestled all cozy in Brooklyn,Their christmas Totinos all ready for cookin’.Liz in her muumuu and Laura a nightieWere settling down in their rooms after “Evan Almighty.”“Why, Steve Carell, why?” they murmured while sleeping,Dreaming of all the [...]

We now present the third and final chapter of our harrowing tale!After our delightful stay in Paris, we boarded the EuroStar train for an exciting ride through the chunnel. Oddly enough, we never noticed going through an actual tunnel. We did, however, notice the cocktail menu. And this funny sign.You’d think they’d want to leave [...]

The adventure continues!After a peaceful few days in the English countryside, we were ready to stir things up. And we knew precisely where to go to do it…Paris! (cue accordion and smoke machine)We managed to find a fantastic deal on a nice hotel in the Montparnasse area. Check out our sweet courtyard view.Entirely free of [...]

We, Liz and Laura, have finally returned from our travels ’round the globe. It was a long and grueling journey, and at times we thought we would surely perish from the lack of preservatives and high fructose corn syrup in our diets (not to mention Totino’s Party Pizza). But somehow we made it, and now [...]

It was about this time last year we unveiled to you, our fortunate fans, the secrets of the long-forgotten holiday, Weedsgiving. In “The First Weedsgiving,” we delighted readers young and old with a timeless tale of peoples coming together to share a very special harvest. Here is the sacred scroll which tells the [...]

Having hailed from Tucson, Arizona, where the idea of consuming tiny  burgers and other hilariously small delicacies was but a dream, we were more than pleased to find upon moving to Greenwood Heights that but one block from our humble apartment shone the inviting signs of cuisine-masters White Castle. The awesomeness of a certain film [...]

Liz recently received this unfortunate letter in the mail.Click on the image to zoom in.  Text transcription below.Dear Ms. (Last name removed for secrecy purposes),It has come to our attention that we have made an unfortunate mistake regarding your academic records.  We were glancing through your permanent records the other day and noticed what [...]