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Obama riding a tiger
June 19, 2009
I overheard some sort of TV news pundit (I think it was David Gregory) using the expression “Obama is riding a tiger,” meaning he’s in a precarious or risky situation. I’m not sure what the situation was that is so dangerous, but I’ll assume it has something to do with Iran. Regardless, I thought that [...]
I think I was a little hard on Rachael Ray
Now, I’ve had my share of fun at Rachael Ray’s expense in the past, but I think the era of making fun of her is over. Now I just feel sad for her.First of all, it sounds like she’s suffering from a serious throat problem, which must be pretty humiliating when your job is public [...]
Wendy Williams is returning at last!
June 10, 2009
I was a big fan of The Wendy Williams Show from the first time I laid eyes on its brilliance, but almost as soon as I discovered it, it mysteriously vanished from the airwaves. This was last year, and once I found out that it was simply on hiatus until summer 2009, I was both [...]
Sexiest men poll at Vanity Fair
June 3, 2009
Sexy hunk alert at Vanity Fair, where you can vote on who you think is the handsomest man in the world right now. We recently released our own list of the sexiest men at every age, so if you disagreed with our picks, you can have a say in a much more prestigious publication. Just [...]
Our 10 Favorite Funny Ladies
June 1, 2009
Despite what narrow-minded fools (like Christopher Hitchens in his infamous Vanity Fair piece) have said, women are damn funny. From barrier breakers like Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin to more modern trail blazers like Roseanne Barr and Carol Leifer, women have been making strides in the humor world for a long time now. These are [...]
Sean Gunn in the new KGB commercials
May 20, 2009
I like the fact that Sean Gunn, brother of Troma alum and director extraordinaire James Gunn (and onetime brother-in-law of The Office’s Jenna Fischer), is in the new KGB information service commercials. He was cool in Gilmore Girls and I met him once, so that must be worth something.Here’s one of the ads now…
The Top 10 OCD Characters
April 29, 2009
What is it about mental disorders that so entrances the public? We love our flawed heroes, that’s for sure, and these are just a few examples of defective protagonists that we all know and love. I now present the top ten obsessive-compulsive characters in entertainment…
The Brad Pitt emotional library from Benjamin Button is giving me ideas
April 23, 2009
So I read that when Brad Pitt was making The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, he posed for what the filmmakers called a “Brad Pitt emotional library.” Basically they just photographed him and recorded his face from every angle with every expression.I was thinking that this would be perfect for making virtual Brad Pitt porn! [...]
The Sexiest Men in their 20s, 30s, 40s, and 50s
April 17, 2009
Sexy is sexy, no matter what your age. Every generation has something to offer, from fresh-faced ingenues to fiftysomething hotties who are just getting better with age, like a fine wine or leftover marinara sauce. For your viewing pleasure, I present a gallery of the hunkiest male celebrities in their 20s, 30s, 40s, and 50s.TwentiesEmile [...]
Celebrity Lookalikes!
April 14, 2009
I’ve compiled some of my favorite celebrity lookalikes for your viewing pleasure. A lot of these ended up involving cast members from The L Word, because, well, that’s what I was watching when I came up with this. Enjoy!

