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There’s a laxative ad that’s been playing pretty regularly (heh heh, regularly) on TV lately. The product is Senokot-S, which I’m sure is a fine and effective constipation relief product… Click here to continue reading this article at its new home, Ad Nauseous….

I’m watching Hoda and Kathie Lee right now, and I realized something. I don’t hate Kathie Lee! I know I may have suggested in the past that the Hoda and Kathie Lee hour was something of a trainwreck, and that Kathie Lee was a lush, and not in a good way. But after having become [...]

This one’s for anyone who loves a sweet, chewy piece of man candy. Leave a comment and submit your vote for hottest man on TV, whether or not I listed it. 10. Sexy Hugh Laurie (House) – Dr. House can examine me anytime. 9. Romany Malco (Weeds) – This picture couldn’t get any hotter, unless [...]

You know those creepy Pledge cleaning product ads, where some faceless British-sounding narrator diabolically traps innocent women in glass boxes with furniture in them, and forces them to clean against their will? At the end of this one, the woman even knocks and asks if she can go home…. Click here to continue reading this [...]

So after six seasons, the groundbreaking drama “The L Word” is no more. I am sad about this, but mostly I’m just pissed the show’s creators ended it the way they did. Those who watched the series finale the other night know what I’m talking about. Here are just a few of my thoughts on [...]

1. Lost 2. Gossip Girl 3. Weeds 4. Big Love 5. The L Word (only one more episode, boo!) 6. The Colbert Report 7. The Daily Show 8. 30 Rock 9. The Office 10. Dexter

Now, I love the melodramatic soap opera known as The L Word, and I’ve followed it as a loyal viewer through thick and, often, thin. When dignified heiress and mother Helena became a professional gambler and went to jail (without it affecting her child visitation rights), I suspended my disbelief. When Jenny somehow got her [...]

Before somebody points it out, I know the above photo is of Oscar statuettes. I just don’t have the time to waste on photo editing when there’s so much Hollywood feces to scoop out of the giant TV litter box that is my brain. Notes and observations: -I don’t like the whole cutting straight to the [...]

I hate shit like CSI as a rule, but I thought of a variation on the format that I think would work. I would watch it, anyway. The title would be “CSI: Vampire Edition.” You see, every week there would be a mysterious murder, and the CSI unit would put all their technical expertise, close-up [...]

It confounds me that these shows are not only still on the air, but popular. 1. Heroes It’s just a crappy ripoff of the X-Men! Doesn’t anyone else see that? 2. 24 Terrorism is boring. And so is this show. 3. Grey’s Anatomy Blah blah, love, blah blah, medical jargon. I don’t know how this [...]