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If you haven’t already watched Tom Cruise’s weirdo Scientology video (made for internal use by the cult), have no fear! It’s back online, and better than ever, thanks to the ongoing work of Anon, the hackers taking the COS down. The full 40 minute video includes the famous rambling one-sided Tom Cruise interview [...]

If you haven’t already heard, the press got hold of a video used internally by Scientology organizations, showing Tom Cruise answering interview questions about the benefits of Scientology.  Watching this confused, brainwashed man blathering on and on about “doing it” and “getting it done” (although he never really makes it clear what ‘it’ is) makes [...]

As 2007 comes to a close, I would like to take a look back at some of the celebrity moments that have defined this year. I warn you, it wasn’t a pretty year.Most Differently-Abled CelebrityBritney Spears took this category, and not by a nose. She redefined non-medical retardation this year, what with [...]

  Damn, look at that man! Maybe if I didn’t know him as the charming comic/writer he is, I wouldn’t think this lanky, pasty Irishman was the sexiest man on the planet. But after watching years of his hilarious antics, not to mention going to see his show live and shaking his hand, [...]

Right on, sister, do your thing! Now, if only Queen Latifah, John Travolta, Clay Aiken, Zac Efron and Kevin Spacey would follow her lead…Read all about it!

This is priceless.  It combines the pointlessness of a John Stossel report with the matter-of-fact tone of a Wilford Brimley commercial. 60 Minutes Video: Andy on the Joys of Winter

10. Rachael RayDon’t you just want to rip her squawky head off sometimes?9. Ty PenningtonSure, he does lots of noble work for kids, and he’s beloved by the nation. But he acts like a cartoon character on speed, and it’s hard to listen to any of the sentimental schlop he’s spewing because I’m too [...]

So by now I’m sure everyone has heard about Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide.  Very sad indeed.  But what surprised me was the fact that one of his hospital visits shortly thereafter was from, that’s right, Samuel L. Jackson. But it seems perfect!  If I’d just been on the brink of suicide, he’s who I’d want to [...]

Celebrity journalism changed forever the day the first issue of Interview magazine, Andy Warhol’s glossy brainchild that featured celebrities interviewing each other, hit the newsstands.  The unique format allowed celebrities to be more at ease and to discuss Hollywood from an inside perspective.  The formula worked so well, in fact, that it spawned countless imitators, including Dinner for [...]

Sure, he may be “married,” and I may be “engaged,” and he may be “over 20 years older than me,” but mark my words: one day he will be mine.