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10. Rachael RayDon’t you just want to rip her squawky head off sometimes?9. Ty PenningtonSure, he does lots of noble work for kids, and he’s beloved by the nation. But he acts like a cartoon character on speed, and it’s hard to listen to any of the sentimental schlop he’s spewing because I’m too [...]

So by now I’m sure everyone has heard about Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide.  Very sad indeed.  But what surprised me was the fact that one of his hospital visits shortly thereafter was from, that’s right, Samuel L. Jackson. But it seems perfect!  If I’d just been on the brink of suicide, he’s who I’d want to [...]

Celebrity journalism changed forever the day the first issue of Interview magazine, Andy Warhol’s glossy brainchild that featured celebrities interviewing each other, hit the newsstands.  The unique format allowed celebrities to be more at ease and to discuss Hollywood from an inside perspective.  The formula worked so well, in fact, that it spawned countless imitators, including Dinner for [...]

Sure, he may be “married,” and I may be “engaged,” and he may be “over 20 years older than me,” but mark my words: one day he will be mine.

So here is an interesting thing for those interested in learning more about the Church of Scienturdogy (which could be a good name for the study of feces, should it ever become a college major…and if it did, Liz would be the first person to sign up for classes!). The following link is a Wikipedia list of [...]

 As a film and television buff, and someone generally fascinated by celebrities and their fabulous lives, I usually look forward to the release of a list of nominations for a Hollywood awards show like a baseball fan might eagerly anticipate the release of a new player, uh, list.  Or something.The Golden Globes are an exception to many rules, though, [...]

I’ve never been able to resist Hollywood gossip.  Whenever I went to the beauty salon or stood in line at the grocery store, there they would be, the faces of Hollywood’s latest starlet or hunky closeted homosexual, and I would think, nice outfits.  I wish I got to wear evening gowns every night, but alas, [...]

So Mel Gibson sent a $500 dollar bouquet to the female police officer against whom he reportedly ‘launched a blistering volley of abuse’ on that fateful summer night. Keep in mind, this is a woman he called “Sugartits,” as in, “Hey, Sugartits, bring me the McKinley file,” or “Hey, Sugartits, where’s my Denver omelette?” or [...]