F.A.Q.

Q: Do you have a community message board where I can chat up other Liz and Laura readers?

A: We’re glad you asked, imaginary questioner! Say, you’re kinda attractive. Anyway, we recommend giving this link a spin. It will magically whisk you away to a wonderful place known as our forum, where everything is open to discussion (not just our super-awesome website).

Q: Do you have merchandise I can spend my hard-earned money on?

A: Of course! Show your peers just what style’s all about with a unique item from our merchandise shop at Zazzle! Because that’s what Liz and Laura are all about: selling out.

Q: Will you post a link to my site and/or accept my submission?

A: We can’t promise anything, but if you want to share something awesome with the Liz and Laura community, just send us one of them convenient emails and tell us about your endeavors artistic, entertaining, or drunken, and we’ll consider your content for publication and/or add you to our links page. Seriously, email us — it makes us feel important.

Q: Are you hiring?

A: Oh yes, indeed. That is, if by “hiring” you mean taking on lowly interns. We’d be more than happy to help you earn college credit for doing almost nothing at all. Forget coughing out a barely passable midterm paper at 4am the day before it’s due in the interest of “learning something.” Instead, you could be gaining invaluable job skills making trips to the liquor store, taking out the empty beer cans from the night before, and shuffling through the literally thousands of fan letters that come to our offices daily. For those of you who are out of college and looking for that first big break, we can’t actually “pay” you “money,” but the resume fodder we provide will certainly coat that empty stomach of yours with “experience.”

You’ll be given your own overturned cardboard box, pencil holder, pens, and business cards (they’re good at parties), and be set up right nice in the corner of our offices (er, apartments) in Brooklyn. Perks may include access to our general fabulousness, the opportunity to watch bad TV with us, and booze a’plenty.

Q: You talk big, but just how much do you really drink?

A: Stopping by on a random Tuesday night to find us lounging on the couch, the floor littered with Natty Ice cans, might just answer your question. Ever since we got our first taste of the hooch back in our formative years, our days and nights alike have been centered on the joy that is wetting away our troubles with a gulp of dangerous poison. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Q: Who is this “Chris” we hear so much about?

A: That’s an excellent question. Click here to find out all about the enigma that is Chris.