In honor of Mr. Blackwell, a Worst Dressed List
October 20, 2008
The man who invented the worst-dressed list, Mr. Blackwell, has sadly passed away. In honor of this celebrity-dissing pioneer, we’d like to present our own list of bad examples of celebrity fashion.1. Alaskan Governor Sarah PalinAside from her somewhat-becoming Tina Fey glasses, this woman is a fashion disaster. She looks like a cross between a [...]
Laura’s 5 Favorite (and Least Favorite) Celebrity Couples
August 5, 2008
Celebrity couples come and go like the seasons, reminding us all that love is fleeting when you’re a self-obsessed narcissist with a Napoleonic complex. Some of them last a year, even two, giving us little people a brief glimpse of hope that love can be everlasting, until the inevitable extramarital affair scandal followed by the [...]
The 2007 Celebrity Superlatives - The Best, Worst, and Freakiest
December 15, 2007
As 2007 comes to a close, I would like to take a look back at some of the celebrity moments that have defined this year. I warn you, it wasn’t a pretty year.Most Differently-Abled CelebrityBritney Spears took this category, and not by a nose. She redefined non-medical retardation this year, what with [...]
Conan O’Brien is still a piece of ass
December 11, 2007
Damn, look at that man! Maybe if I didn’t know him as the charming comic/writer he is, I wouldn’t think this lanky, pasty Irishman was the sexiest man on the planet. But after watching years of his hilarious antics, not to mention going to see his show live and shaking his hand, after [...]
Jodie Foster finally comes out!
December 7, 2007
Right on, sister, do your thing! Now, if only Queen Latifah, John Travolta, Clay Aiken, Zac Efron and Kevin Spacey would follow her lead…Read all about it!
Sandra Day O’Connor…polyamorist?
December 3, 2007
Strange but true, former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor has entered into an accidental polyamorous relationship. Her husband suffers from Alzheimer’s disease, and has taken a lover, and Sandra seems to have no problem with it. Good for her! She’s setting a fantastic example for poly folks everywhere. Read the USA Today article now. [...]
Andy Rooney on the changing of the seasons — Video
October 18, 2007
This is priceless. It combines the pointlessness of a John Stossel report with the matter-of-fact tone of a Wilford Brimley commercial.60 Minutes Video: Andy on the Joys of Winter
The 10 Most Irritating Celebrities
October 16, 2007
10. Rachael RayDon’t you just want to rip her squawky head off sometimes?9. Ty PenningtonSure, he does lots of noble work for kids, and he’s beloved by the nation. But he acts like a cartoon character on speed, and it’s hard to listen to any of the sentimental schlop he’s spewing because I’m too [...]
Owen Wilson gets a pep talk from Samuel L. Jackson
August 29, 2007
So by now I’m sure everyone has heard about Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide. Very sad indeed. But what surprised me was the fact that one of his hospital visits shortly thereafter was from, that’s right, Samuel L. Jackson.But it seems perfect! If I’d just been on the brink of suicide, he’s who I’d want to [...]
Douchey MySpace Star-on-Star Interviews
July 18, 2007
Celebrity journalism changed forever the day the first issue of Interview magazine, Andy Warhol’s glossy brainchild that featured celebrities interviewing each other, hit the newsstands. The unique format allowed celebrities to be more at ease and to discuss Hollywood from an inside perspective. The formula worked so well, in fact, that it spawned countless imitators, including Dinner for [...]

