A little glimpse into the dream lives of Liz and Laura, in badly-drawn cartoon form. Enjoy!Liz and Laura Go To a Concert

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city,New Yorkers were searching for restaurants non-shitty.Liz and Laura were nestled all cozy in Brooklyn,Their christmas Totinos all ready for cookin’.Liz in her muumuu and Laura a nightieWere settling down in their rooms after “Evan Almighty.”“Why, Steve Carell, why?” they murmured while sleeping,Dreaming of all the [...]

It was about this time last year we unveiled to you, our fortunate fans, the secrets of the long-forgotten holiday, Weedsgiving. In “The First Weedsgiving,” we delighted readers young and old with a timeless tale of peoples coming together to share a very special harvest. Here is the sacred scroll which tells the [...]

Liz recently received this unfortunate letter in the mail.Click on the image to zoom in.  Text transcription below.Dear Ms. (Last name removed for secrecy purposes),It has come to our attention that we have made an unfortunate mistake regarding your academic records.  We were glancing through your permanent records the other day and noticed what [...]

While going through some old papers in preparation for an upcoming move, Liz and I came across this, a class schedule from a semester at Liz’s old alma mater. Let’s take a look back at the good old days, when drinking until five a.m. every night was still considered to be “partying” and not [...]

Seeing as I am an experienced accountant, I do Liz’s taxes every year.  It’s just a part of our friendship contract; Liz does the dishes, I do the taxes.So I thought I would make Liz’s embarrassing financial secrets available to the public, as a part of my ongoing effort to destroy Liz and everything she [...]

The highway was packed with cars and Liz felt like a slimy fish in between all the giant vehicles. The small silver Volvo she drove was so old and rickety that she feared for its rider’s safety, but that hadn’t stopped her and her best friend from embarking on a trip to Boston. Laura slouched [...]

Jesus first spotted Mary the night of graduation from Hebrew school.  Jesus and a bunch of his friends decided to have a tailgate party, so they drove their mulecart down to the lake and propped open the back, where they proceeded to consume large quantities of “water.”Two of Jesus’ buddies, Peter and Luke, broke out [...]