The time has come to prepare for the battle between the Liz clones. I never thought I’d find a Liz who liked drinking and poop jokes as much as my good pal, but then I stumbled upon this website!Liz’s Fun Time Happy HourThis “Happy Hour Liz” seems oddly similar to my best friend, so much [...]

Liz recently received this unfortunate letter in the mail.Click on the image to zoom in.  Text transcription below.Dear Ms. (Last name removed for secrecy purposes),It has come to our attention that we have made an unfortunate mistake regarding your academic records.  We were glancing through your permanent records the other day and noticed what [...]

While going through some old papers in preparation for an upcoming move, Liz and I came across this, a class schedule from a semester at Liz’s old alma mater. Let’s take a look back at the good old days, when drinking until five a.m. every night was still considered to be “partying” and not [...]

Seeing as I am an experienced accountant, I do Liz’s taxes every year.  It’s just a part of our friendship contract; Liz does the dishes, I do the taxes.So I thought I would make Liz’s embarrassing financial secrets available to the public, as a part of my ongoing effort to destroy Liz and everything she [...]