Now, I’ve had my share of fun at Rachael Ray’s expense in the past, but I think the era of making fun of her is over. Now I just feel sad for her.First of all, it sounds like she’s suffering from a serious throat problem, which must be pretty humiliating when your job is public [...]

One of the best things about working from home, besides the overwhelming bliss of not having to wake up to an alarm clock, is getting to watch the glory that is daytime TV. I don’t care if it’s lowbrow housewife porn with the intellectual depth of a prescription drug commercial, it’s goddamned entertaining! [...]

10. Rachael RayDon’t you just want to rip her squawky head off sometimes?9. Ty PenningtonSure, he does lots of noble work for kids, and he’s beloved by the nation. But he acts like a cartoon character on speed, and it’s hard to listen to any of the sentimental schlop he’s spewing because I’m too [...]