Before you think ill of me, I don’t usually watch Jay Leno’s poopy Tonight Show. I’d rather occupy my time in ways that don’t make me want to off myself slowly with a pellet gun. But I happened to catch the opening credits the other day, and I was shocked — shocked! — [...]

Best Overall Host: Conan O’BrienHe’s still funny, even if he’s lost a bit of his zing over the years, and I think he’ll make a fine Tonight Show host. As long as he doesn’t have to carry over any of Jay Leno’s schtick.Worst Overall Host: Carson DalyJust give up! Nobody watches this [...]

10. Rachael RayDon’t you just want to rip her squawky head off sometimes?9. Ty PenningtonSure, he does lots of noble work for kids, and he’s beloved by the nation. But he acts like a cartoon character on speed, and it’s hard to listen to any of the sentimental schlop he’s spewing because I’m too [...]